What If The Dead’s Amazon Show Was Written By David Mamet?

INT – FRONT STREET – EVENING

“Garcia.”

“Yeah?”

“Did you get–”

“Yeah, I–”

“–the thing?”

“Yeah. The thing.”

“We’re talking about it.”

“The thing?”

“Yeah. What we’re talking about.”

“You’re talking.”

“Okay.”

“I’m listening.”

“Are you?

“Listening?”

“Yeah, about the–”

“Well, what else would I–”

“Just checking.”

“This is the conversation.”

“About the thing.”

THERE IS A DOUBLE-CROSS.

BOBBY ENTERS.

“Hey, guys. I–”

“Do you see–”

“We’re talking, Weir.”

“–there’s a thing going on here?”

“But I just wanted–”

“DO YOUR WANTING SOMEWHERE ELSE,  FAIRY.”