- Foot-in-ass disease.
- Bruce-allosis. (My denim is all stuffed up, and my stories about my father are snot-filled.)
- St. Vitus’ Dance, Dance Revolution.
- Epstein-Barr.
- Roseanne-Barr.
- The mumps, the mumps, the lovely lady mumps.
- Common’s cold. (This is a rhinovirus picked up from actor/rapper Common.)
- West Nile Fever.
- West LA Fadeaway.
- Humangitis. (Non-gendered meningitis.)
- Smallpox.
- Normalsizedpox.
- Fuckingenormouspox.
- Bad AIDS. (Not to be confused with that helpful AIDS that Magic Johnson has.)
- Dengue Fever.
- Dengarr Fever. (No disintegrations!)
- Lassa Fever.
- Lassie Fever. (Just like Lassa Fever, but with far more wells involved.)
- Foreign Legionnaire’s Disease.
- Anemia, malnutrition, semi-diagnosed sleep apnea, and ethanol withdrawal. (Nah, couldn’t be.)
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That underfed ethanol withdrawal is some ugly bad juju, if that’s what ails ya.
Hang in there, buddy. 72 hours max before the flop sweats and anxiety shivers abate . . .
We’ll get through somehow.
Would you believe that my last two celebrity sightings in LA have been R Barr and Common.
The mumps…or the bumps?
Hope you are not patient zero in the next
Dance Epidemic..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1OyBRzuzvQ
get well soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oGeGPFNeeU
We’re men, we’re meningites
Always on guard defending the sick people’s rights
etc
With Man Flu now somehow being accorded “real” status, there are a ton of exciting new gender specific ailments we can cite to explain our down days . . .
Mannui
Coxsackie Guyrus
Brochitis
Dudonic Plague
Brocellosis
Etc.