Surviving R. Crumb This six-part miniseries focuses on the torment famed illustrator Robert Crumb has caused in the lives of everyone he’s forced to listen to old-timey jazz records.
Maria Kondo’s Ethnic Cleansing Having cleaned up our apartments, Kondo now gets rid of gypsies and the Rohingya.
Bonnaroo Banter! Cardi B fans and Phish phans have a pleasant and reasonable conversation about this year’s lineup. (Just kidding: it gets personal immediately, but everyone does agree that Childish Gambino is pretty cool.)
Dabo Swinney Talks Catfish “Now, y’all sissy-boys from the Nawth go noodlin’ with y’all’s arms. Thass cuz y’all sissies are pussies. Take off y’all’s britches an’ let a Southern man show you how to catch a fish.”
Weekend At Tony’s Anthony Bourdain’s exhumed corpse is fitted with a Dead Boys tee-shirt and dragged to various third world nations to be propped up near street food vendors.
Mrs. Robot Exact same show as Mr. Robot, but gender-flipped.
Some Variety Of Sport Large men, all conspicuously fit, disagree over the proper location of a ball and/or puck. Smaller men, most rather paunchy, narrate the action. Gritty might make an appearance.
Guy Debord’s Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives Guy Debord goes from bistro to bistro, sampling the local cuisine and occasionally shooting off a pistol in a crowd to prove some sort of philosophical point.
Kellyanne Conway and Jim Acosta Finally Fuck You know they want to. Only question is who’s on top
Question Time With Karl The Ghost of Karl Marx takes calls and patiently explains that, no, a progressive tax code and guaranteed healthcare is not in fact Communism.
Sam Kinison’s Racist Bullshit Just as hateful and thoughtless as the President, but Sam does the “OH! OHHHHH!” thing and that still makes me laugh. (Netflix recently added a bunch of Sam Kinison specials and HOLY SHIT do you not need to watch them. Leave Sam in the past.)
i read zombie comix all nite.
Best encapsulation of my feelings for sports that I have seen.