Wherein TotD, having Regaled the Reader with Examples True and Humourous on Objects that Become Scary at Evening Time, now does Enumerate That which, while Acceptable During The Night, does Become Inappropriate in the Extreme when Performed in Daylight:
- Panty raids.
- Pissing in bushes.
- Waffle House/IHOP
- Scotch.
- Saxophone solos.
- Astronomy.
- Disco dancing.
- Murphy beds in the down position.
- Any sort of occult nonsense.
- Grave robbing.
- Tom Waits records.
- Travelling via magical means between children’s bedrooms collecting teeth/sprinkling sleep-dust.
- Batman.
- Boogeyman.
- Wolfman.
- Ninjas.
Coney Island.
Rum before 12p doesn’t make you an alcoholic, it just means you’re a pirate. Fuck Scotch.
Or, “Laughing Sal” anytime. You East Coast Guys know about “Laughing Sal?” Playland At The Beach, San Francisco, way back when…