- The Nuge.
- Panda full of Thorazine.
- The ghost of Tennessee Ernie Ford.
- Pile of pubic hair in the shape of a sad gas station hot dog.
- Blonde with nice stems and killer tits.
- Gene Simmons.
- Vomit on fire.
- Rerun of All in the Family.
- Black guy. (Hear me out. Fox News is watched by racist white people, and if there’s one thing racist white people love, it’s when a black guy tells them they’re correct to be racist. Bonus points if the black guy was in the military.)
- Fuck it: hire Richard Spencer.
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Gene Simmons is probably too smart to replace Bill O. The Nuge seems the obvious choice, but Sheriff Pitchfork(David Clarke) could get the show if he loses re-election in Milwaukee County Sheriff. He would certainly fit your characterization of the proper black commentator for the Fox News audience. I am hoping that Watters World becomes a daily show that replaces Bill O just to add insult to injury.
“Pile of pubic hair in the shape of a sad gas station hot dog” is almost unimaginably odd.
Terry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ago2wBI50cE
Fox News in the evening has been deficient in bottle blondes for a few months. They’ll probably go that direction or, in the interest of diversity, maybe a bottle red.
Whoever’s hosting Inside Edition now?