• Fuckwits.
  • Steakheads.
  • Brain-lackers.
  • Soggy waffles.
  • Thickies.
  • Slapdicks.
  • People who think reverse mortgages are a sound decision.
  • The addlepated.
  • Fuckers who were never taught the difference between “freedom from” and “freedom to.”
  • Brad Pitt, because covering up his face would be a crime. (But he is quarantining, so Brad’s good.)
  • Goddamned idiots.