Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who’s That Clown?

You found your sandals.

“I did, yeah. Turns out Red Metal Stool had stolen ’em to sell on Ebay.”

Oh, no.

“Terrible breach of trust.”

Sad what happens to people.

“Or stools.”

Them, too. What is all this?

“This is, uh, the Super VIP tent. People pay a little more and they get to hear Phil sing Bird Song in a tent.”

How much more?

Fuck, man. Two grand?

“Hey, if people wanna waste their money, I’ll take it.”

Good point. You gotta meet everybody?

“Nope. Say hi, play Samson too slow, and pick up the check.”

I should’ve been a rock star.

“There are worse gigs.”

What’s on your iPads?

“Gonna keep an eye on the fight.”

Who you got?

“Hagler in six.”

Good call.

7 Comments

  1. Murray

    Happy to hear Bobby would rather put his ducats down on Marvelous Marvin than someone with a history of domestic violence.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      And yet Conor MacGregor is such an asshole, I was rooting for the wifebeater.

      • Murray

        Boxing in a nutshell.

        • Murray

          My money’s on Miles Davis’ Jack Johnson album. Every time.

  2. Snowmans

    Kinda looks like chord charts on the iPads, but it would seem like a tough way to try to stay on track.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I think they control the pedals. But I’m not sure.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    flushable showers
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvVGCzFCVLc

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