In keeping with the rules about research, there is no way to verify this, but I’m pretty sure that Heartbleed was either a track off the second Bobby and the Midnites album or a racehorse Billy liked to bet on, drink with, tell secrets to, ride.
Another reminder that the bugs aren’t bugs, they’re features.
TotD prediction: within a generation, changing the time twice a year will be replaced by changing your passwords twice a year.
Clocks, smoke detector batteries and passwords. Twice a year. Two hours of my life for some arbitrary timekeeping bullshit.