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Women More Qualified Than Ivanka Trump To Speak At CES

  • That goth chick who does the IT on NCIS.
  • Astronaut Barbie.
  • A random, disembodied vagina found in a Waffle House at three in the morning.
  • One of those girls on Twitch who lets losers stare at her cleavage while she plays Fortnite.
  • Mrs. Donna Jean.
  • Pinky Tuscadero.
  • Leather Tuscadero.
  • The ghost of Nellie Bly.
  • Pittsburgh’s third-most-popular midget Tina Fey impersonator, Tiny Fey.
  • Buffy and Hildegard from Bosom Buddies.
  • Taylor Swift, but she has to wear her Cats outfit.
  • Sweet Sweet Connie from Little Rock.

3 Comments

  1. wrayven

    CES made its fame on the back of the porn industry. I bet there are 1,000s of current and former female porn stars and directors who would be far more qualified to speak at CES than nazi barbie.

  2. i just dont fucking care anymore

    it doesnt matter anymore- trump won- we are doomed- he is gonna get reelected- fuck this world – i will be dead by morning

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Oh, fooey. We’re already in nine wars in the Middle East. We can have a war with Iran, as a treat.

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