Words That Do Not Appear In Any Grateful Dead Song

• Value-added.
• Marmot.
• Cobbler.
• Malthusian.
• Merch.
• Slap-happy.
• Dipsy-doodle.
• Cenobite.
• Alsace-Lorraine.
• Titular.
• Flense.
• Spermacetti.
• Ambergris. (Let’s just say that no whaling* terms whatsoever appear in a Dead song.)
• Dongle.
• Shpongle.
• Smurf.
• Nerf.
• Nudnik.
• Pterodactyl.
• Ptarmigan.
• Ptolemy.
• Ptranscendentalism.
• Counter-revolutionary.
• Mesoamerican.
• Plinth.
• Subsequently.
• Analingus. (Therefore, no Grateful Dead song contains the phrase “Subsequently, analingus.” That’s a shame.)
• Blunf.
• Shmlop.
• Humperdeedoo.
• Kreutzmann.

*TotD advocates bringing back whaling. We’ve been giving those wet fat-asses a free ride for too long; time to remind them who’s where on the food chain.