“I loved you in Edward Scissorhands.”

“You’re thinkin’ ’bout a whole diff’rent Wynonna, Bob.”

“Ah. You’re leaving that part of your life behind you. I get it.”

“Don’t know if you do.”

“How are you related to Reba McEntire?”

“In no way.”

“Me, either. That, uh, makes us second cousins.”

“Does it?”

“According to my sources, yes. My sources are quite clear about that.”

“Who are these sources, Bob?”

“Mostly Matt Busch. I hired him to tune my guitars, but he ended up tuning up my mind.”

“Bless his heart.”

“I love what you’re wearing. I’ve, uh, never seen a crocheted toppermost before.”

“Bob, don’t take this personal or nothin’, but I’m gonna go stand over by the piano player.”

“His name is New Brent.”