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Don’t do it.
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Warning you.
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Choose the right choice, Chachi.
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WAIT! THEY DON’T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU!
You waste everyone’s time with your blather.
Karen M loved Maps so much, man.
Idiot.
*Garcia had a semi-habit of wearing shirts with esoteric acronyms on them; he sported a bright-red top at several shows in the early 70’s reading FUM SUB, which was what the Franklin & Marshall student center called itself. MAPS, similarly, stands for the Marin Academy People’s Stampede. Not many outside the mountain community are aware of the yearly event, but it’s been going on since 1938. Ropin’ and rasslin’ and ridin’. A real stampede, like the one they do up in Calgary, but with a lot more communism. The kids ride sheep, but they also receive lessons in class consciousness. No one misses the People’s Stampede.
That was the night Jerry tried to whistle “Uncle John’s Band”.