The sun is in your vagina.
“That must be what draws people to it.”
How’s the arch support in those things?
“Walk a mile in them.”
What is patience?
“To forbear; to foreswear.”
Just a little patience?
“Yeah, yeah.”
What’s the longest word in the English language?
“‘No’ seems to last for a bit longer than the others, doesn’t it? Or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, if you’d rather be humdrum about things.”
Say it once and it sounds like praying.
“Say it twice and it sounds like you were doing deep breathing exercises next to an active volcano.”
Is that what that means?
“Lava-induced pneumonia.”
Weird that it happens so often that a word is needed.
“But heartening to know that it happens so rarely that the word is stupidly long. If it happened all the time, it would be ‘a cold’ or ‘the flu.’ We talk about that shit so much they needed one-syllable names.”
Your linguistic theories are fascinating. May I do yoga with you?
“Are you asking sincerely, or are you using ‘yoga’ as a euphemism for grabbing on me?”
The second thing.
“Hmm. I’m sorry, but I’m dating someone. And you’re simply not up to my standards. Any of them.”
I can’t argue. Who’s the lucky fellow?
“Not a fellow. I’m dating The Most Confusing Flag In The World.”
What?
Eww.
“OH, I GUESS YOUR SO-CALLED TOLERANCE ONLY EXTENDS SO FAR, HUH!?”
Yes. It’s not an open-door policy.
“FUCK YOU, WEAKLING! DEATH TO SOMEONE, OR EVERYONE, OR NO ONE. I DON’T KNOW WHO I HATE, BUT IT’S SOMEONE!”
I wish I had more material so I didn’t have to do this bit.
If I had a superpower that gave you more materials, I would use it.
Having no powers at all I offer the following.
Find some review of TC’s broadway thingy touchstone.. there is some materials.
A segway tour of little Allepo,
Bobby and the midnites.. More midnites..
Best Alligator Evar.
Peak Do it in the road.
More Phil and Jill.
More baby Levon. Before he grows up.
Garcia’s wives, and the dive instructor, doing a morning talk show, like the view.
That last one looks promising.
Garcia’s wives, and the dive instructor, doing a morning talk show, like the view.
The podcasts. What do we call it?
It’s a triskelion.
The first one, that is… The second? Maybe Bob can use it to patch his gotchies. 🙂