What’s transubstantiation?
When a communion wafer wants to be called Caitlyn.
That sounds wrong.
No dumber an explanation than the actual one.
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I’ve never understood it either.
That being said, I did turn to my mom once when I was 5 years old and said, “Mommy, I don’t believe Jesus rose from the dead after 3 days. That’s physically impossible.” The best part was that this happened in church.
http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/21/CommunionMunroe.png/350px-CommunionMunroe.png
http://i.imgur.com/EEwcTXx.gif
That’s the best thing I ever saw!
They did a fine job on that one
agreed
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEN5TjYRCE
ummm. can i have a link to share that somewhere else please.
amazeballs. so down.
it is https://i2.wp.com/i.imgur.com/EEwcTXx.gif
transubstantiation is a sore subject in the catholic world in case you were wondering…common sense tells you that it’s ok if it’s just a ritual, even very young me was dubious that those pasty wafers actually were transformed, or even if it even mattered if they were or not.
it’s mockable I will agree
sometimes I rlly want to buy a box of hosts and just eat them as snacks but apparently u can’t do that if you’re not a church or some shit
http://killingthebuddha.com/wp-content/articleimages/holy-bread-supermarket.jpg
I just bought them. God bless Amazon
The tricky part is not letting my mom know
Sometimes I buy things on Amazon and send them as a gift to myself because I can.
http://i.imgur.com/gbPuZgw.jpg
So I bought the communion wafers and I went into my sister’s room and said, “Don’t tell mom, but I just bought a box of 1,000 communion wafers.”
“What????? How much?” She said.
“Like $10.” I replied.
And she stared at me for a few moments before saying, “…THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!”
Oh my god, I can’t wait to go to hell.
http://www.wirtzbev.com/assets/images/news/HellCat_Maggie.jpg
Hahahaha hell yeah!
http://youtu.be/yE0nenGeW5A
ELAINE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
What’s wrong with wafers, why would your mom care, I’m seriously baffled
They are wafers that are normally used in religious ceremonies. Turns out my mom thinks it’s hilarious, but my dad does not. We are pretty shitty Catholics.
Belief in transubstantiation is harmless.
Thinking that the Rainbow in Santa Clara is Jerry, and the Butterfly in Lockn is Jerry and all that is harmless as well.
Tooth Fairy.. Harmless.
Belief in Santa has however transubstantiated into evil.
Lol why would your mom ever give a shit you bought comunion wafers? Is it something the kids are getting high on
well first it’s bread and then
http://www.stufffundieslike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bread.jpg
the transmutation of timothy archer
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