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Two-And-A-Half’s A Crowd

“Here’s how the deal goes down, crumb-bum: I’m takin’ your wife and givin’ her the ride of her life. Try to stop me and three guys named Jilly work ya over.”

“Aw, gee, Frank. I dunno why you gotta–”

BLUE-EYED SLAP!

“Don’t you talk back ta me, Lollipop Guild. C’mon, Ava. Let’s blow this joint.”

“Ah, go fuck yourself, Frank.”

“FUCK YOU!”

“FUCK YOU!”

“Hey, you two, let’s not–”

BLUE-EYED SLAP!

DIVA SLAP!

“Aw, Jeez.”

 

 

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