• Someone is talking about it.
  • My butthole is a junky.
  • Being unfamiliar with the woods, my butthole did not recognize poison ivy.
  • Butthole pox.

Stop doing this.

It is silly, yes.

Just started typing again?

No idea where it would lead. Sometimes, I think that it’s just the sound of the keys that makes me do this.

Clickety-clickety-clickclick-TAP

Yeah. But with more Delete Button sounds.

You are a terrible typist.

Across the board. Speed, accuracy. I still don’t know where the letter “C” lives.

He hides. How’s the book coming?

FUUUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUUUUU.