- Someone is talking about it.
- My butthole is a junky.
- Being unfamiliar with the woods, my butthole did not recognize poison ivy.
- Butthole pox.
Stop doing this.
It is silly, yes.
Just started typing again?
No idea where it would lead. Sometimes, I think that it’s just the sound of the keys that makes me do this.
Clickety-clickety-clickclick-TAP
Yeah. But with more Delete Button sounds.
You are a terrible typist.
Across the board. Speed, accuracy. I still don’t know where the letter “C” lives.
He hides. How’s the book coming?
FUUUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUUUUU.
Don’t post these things! Didn’t you just have a questionable check up? Now I’ll be up all night worrying. And my thyroid is questionable at best, so sleep is a priority!!
We sound old and complainy :/
Scratching will only make it worse.
FYI
likely pruritus ani. too much sitting, perhaps bad food choices. excessive wiping too, you need a bit of a patina on your rosebud; don’t skimp on TP at The Publix (get the Charmin Big Guy TP). don’t end up like der Buddyzee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra40KQOnCUk
listen to an Old Warrior