The Mann Played A Lot Of Critters January 21, 2020 / Thoughts On The Dead / 0 Comments Terrence Mann deserved better. Share this:ShareRedditEmailFacebookTwitterTumblrLinkedInPrint
Lesser-Known Characters From “Cats” December 18, 2019 / Thoughts On The Dead / 4 Comments Thimbledongle. Oofah. Limberstonks. Grompgrompgromp. Mansonface. Lady Skellingcheese. Pussyfinger Lariat. Mookie Blaylock the Grunge Cat. Garbagina. Schmackentoosh. Jockustrap. Drippity Droppity. Bombolina. Sockarooni. Mick Jaguar. Share this:ShareRedditEmailFacebookTwitterTumblrLinkedInPrint
Questions IN RE: The Trailer For “Cats” July 18, 2019 / Thoughts On The Dead / 0 Comments Is God dead? The New York Times said that God was dead, but I head from a guy that the Times was lying and failing, so what gives with God? Or has He merely retracted His protections from us? Holy shit, are we Collective Job? Was Idris Elba ever actually cool, or was he just handsome and fooled us? What, if anything, will Judi Dench and Ian McKellan not do for a paycheck? Was there any doubt that Taylor Swift would be in this? Does Jason Derulo shout “KITTY!” before all his numbers? If those redneck slimeballs at the Trump rally were shouting “SEND HER BACK” about Rebel Wilson, would anyone have had a problem with it? Can we send ICE after her? And James Corden, too, please? Don’t we have enough unfunny fatties that were born here? We have to import unfunny fatties? Jennifer Hudson is at an 8; can she bring it down to a 4? Is T.S. Eliot screaming from the great beyond, “I WROTE OTHER POEMS, ASSHOLES!”? Does the “T.S.” stand for Taylor Swift? Honestly, what is this fuckery? Share this:ShareRedditEmailFacebookTwitterTumblrLinkedInPrint
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