Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Lesser-Known Characters From “Cats”

  • Thimbledongle.
  • Oofah.
  • Limberstonks.
  • Grompgrompgromp.
  • Mansonface.
  • Lady Skellingcheese.
  • Pussyfinger Lariat.
  • Mookie Blaylock the Grunge Cat.
  • Garbagina.
  • Schmackentoosh.
  • Jockustrap.
  • Drippity Droppity.
  • Bombolina.
  • Sockarooni.
  • Mick Jaguar.

4 Comments

  1. JES

    Last time I went to movies in a theater, they showed the preview for this monstosity. I just shuddered through the whole thing, overcome with loathing, wondering how many sick and hungry human beings could have been cared foe with the money spent on this completely vacant and vacuous concept . . . .

  2. Tor Haxson

    We are on a “new Cat Ban” for another year, but we are totally naming the next one MansonFace

  3. hcm

    Toppermosticus
    Purrcariouslee
    NewBrent

  4. JES

    Real names of cats that my family have owned (as much as anybody can own a cat) over the years:

    Skitsy
    Glicky
    Earl Grey
    Jeep
    The Bumble
    Russky
    Sammy
    Frank
    Smokey Jane
    Hamburger
    Hamburger Junior

    I want a big budget musical about these assholes, dammit. Two hours of watching them sleep, then you have to clean out a litter box.

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