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I don’t want any trouble out of —
HUNGER!
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
Tag: dancing bears (Page 2 of 2)
The winning streak had to end sometime. This is awful, although I must acknowledge my biases, and admit that no poster featuring tie-dye, horse racing, and those fucking bears would gain my approval.
Anyway, the show’s being webcasted from SPAC tonight; you can buy it if you want.
Sᴉuƃ ʍᴉʇɥ ns˙
pɐuɔǝ ʍᴉʇɥ ns˙
∀lʍɐʎs ʇoƃǝʇɥǝɹ˙
Ⅎoɹǝʌǝɹ˙
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dance with us.
Play with us.
Sing with us.
Laugh with us.
We will etch Abaddon’s 4,399 names into your skin.
You will be our greatest work.
Many have never abandoned the Abandoned Gods.
The dawn of the Anti-Sun is here.
The illumination of the filth.
Someone has to rape God, so why not us?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Come swimming.
Fuck you, Bear. Get away from me.
We’ll swim forever.
Go away!
We’ll sink to the bottom and float to the top.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, God, what are you?
Help me, I’m sick.
Stay away from me.
I thought I was putting the costume on, but it’s wearing me.
I will taze you. Go away.
They took Marymother to the Bug Room and turned her ears off.
None of this.
Marymother Mothermary satan is fastest but the highway is safe with the jesus on the hiway to my face what did he do to my face?
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Can I–
I AM THE BEAST OF THE BOUGHS AND I’VE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
–say somethNOPENOPENOPE.
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Did you scare yourself again?
I don’t want to do the bear bit anymore.
Okay, champ.
Didn’t Walton kill the two of you?
Not mortal.
Not flesh.
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You guys are freaking me out.
Dance with us.
Do you hear the music playing?
We will dance forever.
Forever.
I don’t want to be here anymore.
Then come with us.
Come dancing.
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Did you scare yourself?
I did.
Wanna watch cat videos for a while?
Are the cats going to knock stuff off tables?
Yes.
And not be demonic furries from an evil pocket dimension here to eat my soul?
No.
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I would also like to enjoy some pornography.
Knock yourself out.
Only a well-timed magic trick from Bobby kept the Ewoks from eating the rest of the band.
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