Ah, Christ.

“See, here’s what I did–”

You used Time Sheath technology to go back to the 80’s and retcon yourself into a Hawaiian Shirt Guy.

…

“Yeah, that’s it.”

Bobby, stop fucking with reality.

“It won’t stop fucking with me.”

…

Good point.

“I’m full of ’em, man.”

“Boy, you get that dang pervert shirt off right now!”

“Dammit, Huey Lewis, I told you to am-scray.”

“Lewis? I ain’t no Lewis!”

“I’m Hewis Long!”

“Huh. Were you the fellow who wanted to buy everyone chicken and pot?”

“Absolutely not, you drug-soaked wastrel. I am a man of the people!”

“Well, that’s fine. I’m people.”

“I don’t know ’bout that, boy. Next time you come down t’ Louisiana, you gonna have a rough time.”

“Last time I went down to Louisiana, I had a rough time. We, uh, wrote a song about it.”

“I got no idea what you talkin’ about.”

“Went straight to the top of the charts in Turlock.”