Ah, Christ.
“See, here’s what I did–”
You used Time Sheath technology to go back to the 80’s and retcon yourself into a Hawaiian Shirt Guy.
…
“Yeah, that’s it.”
Bobby, stop fucking with reality.
“It won’t stop fucking with me.”
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Good point.
“I’m full of ’em, man.”
“Boy, you get that dang pervert shirt off right now!”
“Dammit, Huey Lewis, I told you to am-scray.”
“Lewis? I ain’t no Lewis!”
“I’m Hewis Long!”
“Huh. Were you the fellow who wanted to buy everyone chicken and pot?”
“Absolutely not, you drug-soaked wastrel. I am a man of the people!”
“Well, that’s fine. I’m people.”
“I don’t know ’bout that, boy. Next time you come down t’ Louisiana, you gonna have a rough time.”
“Last time I went down to Louisiana, I had a rough time. We, uh, wrote a song about it.”
“I got no idea what you talkin’ about.”
“Went straight to the top of the charts in Turlock.”
Genius
Did your mind go to the Kingfish by way of Randy Newman?
Also: must be some jokes to be found in the Kingfish the Matt Kelly band/Kingfish the demagogue situation.
I cannot explain why my mind does any of the things it does.
i think bobby was intro-ing sugar mags talking about straight to the top in turlock. “they love us there and we love them for that” no research, just memory.
and thats why i rarely post
uh oh, whats that on bobbys pinky? he’s going to try and learn slide guitar again in front of 50,000 people, God love em!