Wow, a belt and drawstrings. You rocking some suspenders under the tee-shirt?

“Don’t hate. Celebrate.”

Ew.

“I’m kind of shocked you didn’t mention my toppermost in the last post.”

I was trying out a new thing where I pretend you dress like a human.

“Nah. This particular ‘most was created for me in the idyllic Japanese town of Yugopinao.”

Yugopinao?

“Say it out loud.”

…

Ah.

“By an incredible artisan named Detective Pikachu.”

No.

“It’s his masterpiece. You can fit an entire tea service and a 400-year-old bonsai up the sleeves. It’s called Snow Falls On A Frog’s Testicles; The Frog Goes ‘Yipes!’”

Very Japanese. Where did all your friends go?

“Bob Saget’s fucking them all.”

All of them?

“Saget fucks.”

Sure.

CELL PHONE NOISE

“What did I say?”

Nothing, but I gotta do my little parody of the Congressional hearing. I feel like people are waiting for it.

“They’re not.”

CELL PHONE NOISE

“Asshole.”

…

“You’re on with John.”

“Suicide.”

“What now?”

“Is Momo. You suicide.”

“Oh, go away.”

“You crazy now. See Momo, go crazy, suicide. You suicide now.”

“I hate being part of this.”