Wow, a belt and drawstrings. You rocking some suspenders under the tee-shirt?
“Don’t hate. Celebrate.”
Ew.
“I’m kind of shocked you didn’t mention my toppermost in the last post.”
I was trying out a new thing where I pretend you dress like a human.
“Nah. This particular ‘most was created for me in the idyllic Japanese town of Yugopinao.”
Yugopinao?
“Say it out loud.”
…
Ah.
“By an incredible artisan named Detective Pikachu.”
No.
“It’s his masterpiece. You can fit an entire tea service and a 400-year-old bonsai up the sleeves. It’s called Snow Falls On A Frog’s Testicles; The Frog Goes ‘Yipes!’”
Very Japanese. Where did all your friends go?
“Bob Saget’s fucking them all.”
All of them?
“Saget fucks.”
Sure.
CELL PHONE NOISE
“What did I say?”
Nothing, but I gotta do my little parody of the Congressional hearing. I feel like people are waiting for it.
“They’re not.”
CELL PHONE NOISE
“Asshole.”
…
“You’re on with John.”
“Suicide.”
“What now?”
“Is Momo. You suicide.”
“Oh, go away.”
“You crazy now. See Momo, go crazy, suicide. You suicide now.”
“I hate being part of this.”
Thanks