Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
The Doobie Brothers – Some people found The Eagles too hard-edged, and so the Doobies came to be.
Depeche Mode – KMFDM.
Whitney Houston – Not rockyroll in any way except for the overdosing.
Notorious B.I.G. – Death is a great career move, kids.
Nine Inch Nails – Trent Reznor did that thing that Busta Rhymes did where he started working out too much and his neck got super-muscular; I can’t look at him anymore.
T. Rex – Fuck yeah T. Rex.
This is the shirt that Jeff Ament from Pearl Jam wore to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony the other night, and I think he should have chosen a larger font, as some of these bands strain the credulity of reality itself.
Voting time, Enthusiasts: who’s the most absurd? I go with Lenny Kravitz, who I simply cannot believe isn’t a judge on a reality show by now, or maybe Grand Funk.
WARNING: Anyone voting for Dio will be banned with extreme prejudice.
The Dead always liked high school foxes, but when they started taking them to their proms, there needed to be some real talk.
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