The Doobie Brothers – Some people found The Eagles too hard-edged, and so the Doobies came to be.
Depeche Mode – KMFDM.
Whitney Houston – Not rockyroll in any way except for the overdosing.
Notorious B.I.G. – Death is a great career move, kids.
Nine Inch Nails – Trent Reznor did that thing that Busta Rhymes did where he started working out too much and his neck got super-muscular; I can’t look at him anymore.
T. Rex – Fuck yeah T. Rex.