- Must be prescribed by a doctor, and guys nicknamed “Doc” do not count.
- Can’t lie to the doctor
- Gotta get ’em from a pharmacy.
- Pills are not to be snorted, shot, or boofed.
- No refills.
Follow these simple rules, and you can have the occasional lovely afternoon without spiraling downward into addiction.
- Nothing too complicated.
- If the tune is not explicitly a cover, it must be an obvious swipe.
- Every song ends in a rave-up, even the ballads.