Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rules For Opiates/Songs By The Faces


  1. Must be prescribed by a doctor, and guys nicknamed “Doc” do not count.
  2. Can’t lie to the doctor
  3. Gotta get ’em from a pharmacy.
  4. Pills are not to be snorted, shot, or boofed.
  5. No refills.

Follow these simple rules, and you can have the occasional lovely afternoon without spiraling downward into addiction.


  1. Nothing too complicated.
  2. If the tune is not explicitly a cover, it must be an obvious swipe.
  3. Every song ends in a rave-up, even the ballads.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    Head across the hall to Soupy’s

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