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Tag: workingman’s dead

With A Surprise Cameo From Spider-Man

Where is this coming from?

I produce my content in-house.

That’s not what I meant.

I literally make it in my house.

Right.

Plus, and I don’t know if you noticed this because you’re not a film director like me, but there is no CG in any of my films. All practical effects.

I hope you get eaten by a donkey.

For example, the shield gag–in the business, we call that sort of thing a “gag”–was accomplished with nothing but a piece of twine.

You don’t say. What about Spidey’s descent into frame?

Also twine.

Wow. Seamless.

Ask me how many takes.

Was it–

One take.

–one take?

I insist on the first take. It is the rawest meat from which I will dine. First takes are truth! They are song! Plus: I’m only gonna do one take, so I might as well have some artistic bullshit to justify it.

Yup. Please stop repaying people’s kindness with whatever this is.

You mean the great Buzz Poole, whose book about Workingman’s Dead can be purchased here?

This has got to be the most plugs you’ve ever given a book.

To be fair, none of the other books got sexually assaulted and bothered by superheroes.

That is fair.

The Assassination Of Julius Caesar, As Recreated Using Books About The Grateful Dead

What’s wrong with you? Honestly; no joke: what is your problem?

There’s not just one.

No. Ran out of steak knives?

Why would you need more than one steak knife? How many steaks can you eat at a time?

Sure. Please stop doing this.

It’s educational!

Yeah, but not about the thing you think.

I shot according to the Dogma 95 rules, except I made the toga out of paper towel. And I didn’t have a purple marker, so I drew the stripe with the red and blue ones at the same time.

Again I repeat: what is wrong with you?

Besides the fact that I put society on trial every damn day?

Yeah, besides that.

Little bit crazy.

Yeah. Plug the book.

You mean the latest in the acclaimed 33 and a Third series written by the great Buzz Poole about one of the only halfway decent records the Dead ever made, Workingman’s Dead?

Yes. Stop making weird videos.

I’M AN ARTIST.

I No Longer Want To Be A Paperback Writer

Why are you like this?

The bullying has escalated.

You need to rethink your life.

I didn’t even know books could rape one another.

I hate your parents for making you.

What we saw was non-consensual.

Stop being you.

I’m trying to sell a book, man.

So say nice things about the book.

Oh, sure. Here’s a nice thing: took that pounding like a man.

We’re done.

Go buy Buzz’ book!

Read, Poole

What the fuck was that?

I made a content.

I detest you.

Hee hee.

Stop laughing.

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes.

Why?

The great Buzz Poole’s new book about Workingman’s Dead got here today. And, as you know, the 33 1/3 series of books are physically small, whereas the rest of the books I’ve been sent have been hefty tomes.

So you imagined the bigger books ganging up and tormenting Buzz’s book?

Yeah. It should send away for that Charles Atlas course.

Sure.

shaBOOOOOM

DECOMPRESSION SOUND

thMUPPF

sssssshhhhhhhhLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRPPP

POP!

Did you just shoot a hole in the fuselage of a 747, then throw yourself on the hole and then your whole body was sucked out through said hole?

Yup.

Cool.

You gonna actually read the thing or just play with it like an action figure?

Who can foretell the future?

At least tell the nice people where to buy the thing.

Right here

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No. That’s David Browne’s book, So Many Roads.

Good book.

Helluva book.

Here?

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Gans and Jackson.

Okay, what about here?

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Nothing over there, chief.

This is getting tedious.

For all involved.

Now?

No.

What about–

No.

–now?

Now.

YAAAAAAY

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Missed it.

Fuck you.

How did you manage to get the video sideways AND in portrait mode?

The aristocrats!

Fuck you, too.

We’re terrible at commercials.

Yeah.