Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

With A Surprise Cameo From Spider-Man

Where is this coming from?

I produce my content in-house.

That’s not what I meant.

I literally make it in my house.


Plus, and I don’t know if you noticed this because you’re not a film director like me, but there is no CG in any of my films. All practical effects.

I hope you get eaten by a donkey.

For example, the shield gag–in the business, we call that sort of thing a “gag”–was accomplished with nothing but a piece of twine.

You don’t say. What about Spidey’s descent into frame?

Also twine.

Wow. Seamless.

Ask me how many takes.

Was it–

One take.

–one take?

I insist on the first take. It is the rawest meat from which I will dine. First takes are truth! They are song! Plus: I’m only gonna do one take, so I might as well have some artistic bullshit to justify it.

Yup. Please stop repaying people’s kindness with whatever this is.

You mean the great Buzz Poole, whose book about Workingman’s Dead can be purchased here?

This has got to be the most plugs you’ve ever given a book.

To be fair, none of the other books got sexually assaulted and bothered by superheroes.

That is fair.


  1. i’m so happy

  2. I’m a little bit

  3. Everything had a first..

    First Echo on guitar.. Les Paul.

    First cool electric guitar.. charlie Christian.

    First bendy legs.. Roy Head

    First animation book rape.. ToTD

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    March 16, 2016 at 11:15 am

    and you’re doing this clad only in socks? awesome!

    Books at Springfield Creamery Benefit: Rapping with Sam Cutler

    Books in Prison: 33.3333 shakes hand of Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison Concert

  5. Strictly speaking, while one might be able to pay for that book by accessing the link to Amazon, the transaction would be a little one-sided for the next month or so, until the book is actually available for distribution. So “purchased here” is stretching things a bit.

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