A Spoiler For All Occasions

Everything is not what it seems to be.
Someone has a secret.
She wasn’t really dead.
He was dead the whole time.
Neither of them actually existed.
The secret was concealed within the painting/sculpture/pet collar all along.
The whole film takes place in one person’s mind.
Or in a dream.
Or a snowglobe.
Bulletproof vest.
Good guy actually a cloned Nazi.
Smokey is the Bandit.
It’s a sled, but actually his wife’s vagina.
The dongs are coming from inside the house. (That is actually a specific spoiler, from a pornographic horror film called When A Stranger Cums Calling.)
The characters are in Hell.
The characters are in an experiment.
The characters are playing characters with roles in Pirandello’s Six Characters in Search of an Author and the whole thing disappears up its own ass halfway through the second act.
The guy in the mask turns out to be someone the hero knows.
Or is related to.
Someone else is pulling the strings.
Kevin Spacey did it.

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