Charlie Rose — whose PBS show was canceled following allegations of sexual abuse — is expected to star in a series where he interviews other men who face sexual harassment scandals, Page Six reported.
The show would feature Rose alongside men such as comedian Louis C.K. and former NBC anchor Matt Lauer, who both had sexual harassment allegations lodged against them last year. – The Hill, 4/25/18
“Good evening to you all, and thank you for joining us on Don’t Call It A Comeback. This is the first show, and we’re just so excited to be here producing what we hope will be television that’s not just entertaining, but perhaps will spark a national debate about sexism, harassment, and when enough is enough. My first guest is the former host of NBC’s Today show, Matt Lauer. Hey, Matt.”
“Hi, Charlie.”
“How are you, my friend?”
“Not well. When I think about all that happened, I’m just sickened.”
“You’re talking the women you took advantage of?”
“No, being punished for it.”
“Oh, good. Because I’m there with you, but in a folksier way.”
“It’s just outrageous how much people get away with. I feel like these women are abusing their positions of power.”
“Yes. Yes, exactly.”
“And they’re just going to treat us however they want to!”
“It is, as you said, outrageous. How are you coping?”
“Charlie, I can’t leave my house. Well, houses. I can’t leave any of my houses. I was in Florida for the season. Couldn’t leave the house. Now we’re back in Montauk and I can’t leave this house, either.”
“We? Have you and your wife reconciled?”
“Hell, no. I’ve been renting Instagram models.”
“Smart financial move.”
“This has ruined me, Charlie. Ruined. I’m down to $200 million.”
“Have you thought about getting into Bitcoin?”
“I’m all in on Bitcoin.”
“Wonderful. Just delightful. My next guest is a comic, a filmmaker, a writer, a chronicler of life’s complications and contradictions: Mr. Louis CK. Thank you for coming, Louie.”
“That’s not what your intern said.”
“Did you masturbate for one of my interns?”
“No. I masturbated at several of them. But I’ve been really thinking about everything that’s gone on, and I’ve decided to change my ways.”
“How so?”
“I force young men to watch me jerk off now. Much more acceptable.”
“Completely fine. It’s like people have no sense of humor anymore.”
“PC culture, huh?”
“Mmm. And my final guest, an award-winning actor and bon vivant, Kevin Spacey.”
“Thank you for having me, Charlie.”
“Kevin, before we begin the interview: your hand is on my penis.”
“Oh, look at that.”
“Might you remove it?”
“Sure.”
…
“You replaced it with the other hand.”
“You were not specific in your request.”
“No hands at all on my penis.”
“Oh, sure, great. Could you bring my one of the interns that Louis was using?”
“Of course! Anything for the great man!”
Fini.
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