Are You Back On Your Bullshit?

• Have you been accused repeatedly of being back on your bullshit?
• Do you no longer miss your bullshit, being as that you are back on it?
• If I asked you right now, “Where is your bullshit? would you reply, “Under me. I’m back on it.”

This is gonna stop. What’s wrong with you?

Well–and I don’t know if I’ve made you aware of this–I am losing my mind.

We have all been made aware.

BATTLING THE DARKNESS, MUCHACHO.

Stop saying “muchacho.”

And I made a decision about my encroaching mental instability. I have decided to–

Please don’t say “Turn into the skid.”

–turn into the skid.

Goddammit.

I’m embracing the breakdown. I’m gonna take my dick out in the food court.

The food court’s closed. We went over this in the previous post.

The food court is metaphorical.

Ah.

But, since it’s Florida, the food court is also open.

Huh.