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The Pros And Cons Of Showering

PRO: I stink, and bathing would remedy that.
CON: My stink is my friend. Why would I want to kill my friend?

PRO: The people at the supermarket would not have to smell my nastiness.
CON: Fuck ’em. Fuck ’em dry and haltingly.

PRO: I would need to wash a towel afterwards, and that would be something to do, which would be nice.
CON: Water might make me feel something, which would suck. I had an emotion yesterday, and it was awful. Not doing that again for a while.

PRO: stitute.
CON: stitute.

PRO: by, PJ.
CON: voy, we got a big ol’

Scale of 1-10, how nuts are you?

Cashews.

Buy some cashews at the supermarket.

Good idea.

And shower. I can smell you, and I’m discorporeal.

Interesting.

3 Comments

  1. J. Eric Smith

    You should listen to some Focus con PROby in your PJs while CONsidering . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU4c6JuIyao

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating machine

    On one tour, well, I won’t say his name, but, he did not take one shower. And we were staying in motels, too!

    Luckily, it was a short tour.

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