Hey, Nephew on the Dead! Whatcha doing?
“Couch tour, braj.”
Nice.
“Uncle TotD, lemme ask you something.”
Shoot.
“Corrina?”
I have no explanation?
“Fucking Corrina, dude?”
Watch your language.
“It’s cute when I curse.”
Kinda. More like unsettling.
“Whatevs. Bobby got the ol’ Finger-Eeze out again, huh? He loves that stuff.”
You know too much about the Dead for a baby.
“Went straight past Sesame Street to Shakedown Street, braj.”
Uh-huh.
“Going to Citi Field this weekend, dude. Gonna fuckin’ RAGE.”
You go to bed at 7:30 pm.
“Staying up late for The Boys. Set lists from the past week say I’m getting a Dark Star. Gonna trip my baaaaaaalls off, dude. And you ever see a baby’s balls? They’re enormous.”
Leave your testicles out of this, please.
“Besides, I gotta dispense some lot justice.”
Lot justice?
“Gonna kick the shit out of those Online Ceramics assholes. Ordered a onesie from ’em six months ago and it never showed.”
I am totally behind you.
“Might puke on Rock Star Richard.”
You’re a little hellion, NotD.
“Yeah, I’m–”
…
“–awesome.”
Did you just poop your pants?
“Yup. Watch this. HEY! DAD! HOP TO IT, ASS-WIPER!”
I love you so much, Nephew.
wow, notd is growing up so fast!
I saw this the other day on YouTube and thought about TotD immediately.Maybe you have already seen it. If you haven’t,, I was surprised by the kids reactions. The channel is a total hoot. They don’t have a Kids React to the Dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5ONcVtnCw&t=491s