Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bikin’

Hey, Billy. How come you don’t have a bike?

“Probably cuz I’m not a homo.”

I forget how charming you can be.

“It’s an inherently queer activity. Might as well be huffing a hairy pair. I mean, if that’s what you’re into: go for it. But you know me, Ass. I’m a skank man.”

You’ve never explored that side of your sexuality?

“Explored? What am I, Gay Indiana Jones? What do I do, blow that guy who played the war-midget?”

What the fuck’s a war-midget?

“The movie’s got the war-midget and the gay guy and the little hairy fucks. Buncha other assholes with swords. Maybe a dragon. He had a beard, and he fought, and he was a midget. And he was Indiana Jones’ heathen friend.”

John Rhys-Davies. You’re talking about John Rhys-Davies.

“Whatever his name is. I’m not blowing him.”

I have absolutely no idea how the conversation got to this place.

“You wanted to talk about war-midgets.”

10 Comments

  1. Paul Hébert

    Related (…also, couldn’t post this from my phone for some reason..)

    https://dirtragmag.com/articles/blast-from-the-past-a-mountain-bike-ride-and-interview-with-bob-weir

  2. ReadingDoonesbury

    Related: (…also. lots of weirdness trying to post. Please forgive duplicates, etc…)

    https://dirtragmag.com/articles/blast-from-the-past-a-mountain-bike-ride-and-interview-with-bob-weir

  3. ReadingDoonesbury

    Holy shit, I am sooo fucking sorry for the 4 identical posts. Some weirdness.

  4. NoThoughtsOnDead

    Something bitchin’ happened today, because the Start with the numbers on the fingerboard showed back up. Thanks for the upgrade.

  5. Dave Froth

    Billy is clearly on roller skates.

    And looks weirdly like my Dad.

  6. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    That was the day that Billy had to go and get Brent’s bike back.

  7. carlos

    obviously this is from that brief moment in the summer 87 tour when brent went with the 12 speed yellow bike before switching back to the familiar 3 speed orange in the fall.

    • Mean, Green Devil Eating Machine

      Yes – that crazy Summer ’87 tour – switching bikes, playing new songs, oh what a time.

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