“Hello. I’m Don Blankenship, and I approve of myself and all my doings.
“When Chinapeople cluster and feel something akin to, but not morally equivalent with, whitepeople love, they form China families. Often, Lazy Susans are employed. Cocaine Mitch, who I am not running against but am also running against, is for the Chinapeople. He has a Chinawife. I do not know whether they have Chinababies.
“Mexicopeople are coming across the River Rio Grande, which is a body of water God gave to Americapeople. Cocaine Mitch has worn his septum so thin that he has a Senate page blow the cocaine up his rectum, Stevie Nicks-style. He gets high with his Chinawife and gives Mexicopeople a ride. He does this all with your money.
“Negro Obama killed those boys in the mine, not me. The negro did it.
“Drain the swamp!”
Suck on this Less Fortunate American People !!!
I Tor Haxson live within the Media market that is wild and wonderful West Virginia.
In ohio yet 40 miles from Parkersburg WV I can turn on my antenna TeeVee and get full on Don commercials.
So you all get to watch this bullshit from afar, but me..
I get to live it.
Local assholes ? We have them by the score.
National Assholes.. still a swing state, the assholes come here more often than they go anywhere else.
Not to put you all through more humiliation but..
Might I add that this asshole, Robert Murray also mines coals and participates in various misdeeds in my backyard.. Oh and Fracking, we have Fracking. If the Coal owners are the “old boss” the frackers are the young guns aiming to poison whatever has somehow survived un-poisoned.
Over the years I have seen plenty of ads that involve shooting things, some symbolic shooting of something is sort of how politicians talk around here even Dems.
So suck it Portland, eat your hipster donuts to try yet fail to grasp something real. Same for you Seattle, Ranier and Hood are gonna bury both of youz anyhow.
Here I am .. Living the dream.
Did I mention that effed up PA district is 80 miles East..
Suck it Hipster Libs from Cascadia,
I got five more months of Rick Scott’s skinless skull gooning at me.
Let’s all move to Guyana.
Guyana seems vaguely ominous, but without research I say.. “Sure let’s go”
Y’all are always welcome to a couch here in BC. Marijuana will be legal by Labour Day.
Far too cold. The cult will be situated in the tropics, or at least a Mediterranean climate. No winters.
i’m thinking there is a cult of naked Quebecois in the Keys that would be amenable to endocytosis of Enthusiasts. Laurentides, Cinquantes, DuMauriers, Hash, Tortieres, Coquille St. Jacques, Jacque Plantes, Smoked Meat, and Pea Meal Bacon. This way ToTD could head home on weekends should he chose to do so. work on the novel with no distractions, do laundry, personal grooming etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlImOxT0OaY
Northern California has a Mediterranean climate; may I suggest Stockton? https://archive.org/details/gd78-01-18.sbd.cotsman.13101.sbeok.shnf
Turlock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXJaGa8pzU
Possibly my favorite bit of Bobby banter … but certainly the one I’ve heard the most often.
definitely has a Hanna Barbera feel to him, does Our Blankenship. tried to find the Scooby Doo with Sebastian Cabot, which may not exist of course, but this will have to Doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=johU9X2A9no
thought he had a Cravat, but it’s one of his Chins.
Is this Cult for Enthusiasts only?
The financially well-off and sexually limber will also be considered for membership, as will the tall. (We need some ringers for the basketball team.)
Here we have Grandma, I mean Governor Kay Ivey. Running to keep the seat she got after the abdication of Good Dr. Bentley, the Luv Guv, who was shamed out of office by his wife leaking phone recordings of him getting gooey with the mistress, his married aide.
Kay said she didn’t want to vote for Roy Moore so she just voted a straight Repub ticket. Yes, she actually fucking said that.
Her commercials are centered on her recently signed bill to protect the treason monuments of the confederate variety. So we can “preserve our history”. Whose history?
Robert E. Lee was opposed to confed monuments. Guess Miss Kay missed that history class.
Okay,
I am all for following a cult leader into a foreign land to avoid the constant pain of campaign ads.
Also I am 6’3″…
But have we thought this through, I get the feeling that ToTD is a bit of an introvert. I don’t know him, but still I suspect, introvert.
Introverts make decent dictators, but cult leader… not so much. Am I right? Buck Mulligan, your thoughts here?
I think it was/is Buck that wrote a book on Sexy basketball cults with spanking, Jesus, symmetry, industry and silverware. He should perhaps be on the advisory board.
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Tor Haxson
(is it normal to love to write your made up name? Asking for a friend)
I’m gonna be the Cult Leader Emeritus. One lecture a week, maybe a grad seminar. A couple of assistants to sexually harass. (Of all genders, because I am woke.)
I agree on the height thing: we should probably just put the tallest person in charge. Can’t work out any worse than democracy.
“Jenkins……Blankenship!??!?!”