“That’s not the right haircut for you.”
“Excuse me, Bob?”
“Makes you look like John Stamos’ stand-in. You need more poof.”
“Well, um, I don’t–”
“Are you doing the movie?”
“–know if I…what? I have several projects in various stages of development.”
“No, the big one. The one you’ve been worrying about all season.”
“Huh?”
“Vinnie, you have to take your career seriously. Especially you. See, you’re a ‘face.’ I was a ‘face.’ But, you know, gravity tugs at you. Gotta build up the credentials for when you’re not pretty anymore. You should do the Aquaman sequel.”
“Are you confusing me with my character from Entourage?”
“No, I’m recalling your Hollywood adventures from your reality show.”
“Bob.”
“You should get rid of that little Eric guy. Just hatefully boring.”
“Bob.”
“But Turtle and Drama? You keep those two close.”
“You’re talking about a fictional series, Bob. My name’s Adrian.”
“Oh, no. That’s a girl’s name. You’re not a girl. You’re a boy. Boys are named things like Vinnie, or Turtle.”
“Does he have a handler?”
This is, I believe, the first time you have introduced a speaking character whose identity is a total mystery to me. I have literally no idea who this guy is, and I cannot deduce anything from the dialogue.
Is this a sign that I am old and no longer with it?
That’s Vinnie Chase from Entourage, bro.