Everybody’s favorite fun game: Spot The Fret-Eeze.
OR
Cipollina was the only one from that whole Summer of Love batch that actually looked like a Rock Star.
OR
Lee Oskar’s harmonibelt is not worse than John Popper’s harmonoliers. It’s not better, either.
OR
Precarious?
“Yo.”
Is everyone allowed on stage? There’s all sorts of randos creeping in from the corners.
“Uh-huh.”
Why?
“Modified work stoppage.”
You’re on strike?
“Nope. Just forgetting to do certain parts of the job. Like keeping randos off the stage.”
Why?
“Band and crew aren’t getting along. I don’t even remember the exact reasons. Started at a softball game, and Kidd crashed Mickey’s car, and then Phil liked this chick but Ramrod threw up on her. It’ll be good for us. Relationship’s gotta be re-balanced every now and again.”
Sure. How long until the randos start wandering out and hugging Garcia?
“It’s already happened. Why you think he’s ducking back there by the drum kit?”
Sure.
Jam with the white guy from WAR, hard to be more GD than that.
If Lee Oskar’s afro could talk..