Hey, Dave.
“David.”
Your name tag says “Dave.”
“Yeah, I complained about it.”
Whatcha doing?
“Oh, these here are a Canadian delicacy. We call ’em sassypunts.”
Sassypunts?
“They’re delicious. The cookies are shortbread with just a touch of cinnamon, but the real fun is in the cream filling.”
Why?
“There’s crushed-up Tylenol 3’s in it.”
Nice.
“It’s an itchy cookie. Gotta say that. You will be itchy afterwards.”
Codeine is the white trash cousin of the opiate family. Are they for a special occasion?
“Oh, sure. April 12th.”
What’s April 12th?
“Trump Isn’t Our President Day.”
That’s a good holiday.
“Best there is.”
The next “Dave’s Picks” is gonna be delish-ee-ous!!! The first 100 pre-orders get a cookie.