I’ll do it, but not for free.
EDIT: I am altering the deal. Valued Commentator Occidental Poppy suggests that I also take donations to not write about the Prequels; this is an excellent idea and is now implemented.
DOUBLE EDIT: No, fuck it: I’m taking it several steps further. You are all now being held hostage. Thoughts on the Prequels is a threat. Pay me, or I’ll do it. I swear, man, I’ll do it.
Have you considered asking for payment NOT to do it? A bidding war in which you get to keep all the bids and we don’t particularly expect you to be honest about which side won – but we will get to at least express a preference.
Ooh. This is a better idea than mine. Thank you, it’s settled.
Can my donation that predated this post be considered a pre-donation to NOT prequel us to death? Please?
Can I put a bid down for Thoughts on Peter Greenaway Movies on the Criterion Channel (With a Headache)?