“I just wanna tell you again how much I appreciate you bringing me to the game, Bill.”

“And I just want to tell you once more that I am not Bill Walton, and this is not a basketball game.”

“You’re old, white, and tall.”

“Those points notwithstanding, Mick. I’m Tim Gunn.”

“Very cool name. Are you a punker?”

“No. It’s my rel name. I’m on television.”

“Like Elvira?”

“Sort of.”

“That woman’s got some sweater-meat.”

“Mickey, please.”

“Could feed a family of six for a whole winter.”

“This is not the appropriate venue for that kind of talk.”

“There’s swastikas all over the chairs and I can’t talk titty?”

…

“Oh, that is an unfortunate pattern.”

“Right?”