Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

How Babies Are Made, According To A Catholic Priest

  • Huh.
  • Okay.
  • Y’got a man and a woman: I know that.
  • One of each.
  • The man selects a woman who seems like she has a rough home life, or few friends.
  • He begins the grooming process.
  • Then, on the camping trip for the parish youth group, the two–

Stop this.

I didn’t even get to the part where the man is quietly reassigned to an overseas post. Or the stork.

Don’t care. Stop.

But we need to take the Pope seriously.

Why?

He’s holy.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah: he won an election. Only the morally superior win elections.

True.

5 Comments

  1. spencer

    David Peel and the Lower East Side are stuck in my head. Jack and Jill went up the hill …….

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I’m begging you not to post any of that person’s songs.

      • spencer

        Have faith, you notice i didn’t. Never planned on it.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          Good man. I admire your restraint and respect for others.

      • spencer

        11/11/73 Dark Star is cleansing my head of that filth.

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