Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Other Things Pope Francis Now Allows Priests To Forgive Women For

  • Having gross stuff instead of penises like they’re supposed to.
  • Being shrill.
  • Being a harpie.
  • Being a harridan.
  • Being a prude.
  • Being a tease.
  • Being a slut.
  • Breast-feeding anywhere but a darkened windowless room with the door triple-locked so no one will have to look upon their shame.
  • Their filthy opinions.
  • The whole “stop raping us” obsession.
  • Ending a sentence in a preposition.
  • Teeth down there?
  • Singing off-key during Playing in the Band.
  • Wearing trousers.
  • The complete lack of humor about anonymous death threats anytime they write something on the internet.
  • Demanding bodily autonomy, even though they lack dicks.
  • A dick is to the body what a joystick is to a plane: it’s how you control the sucker.
  • Duh.
  • Women, right?

42 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    You are so awesome.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Yes

    • spencer

      Damn suffragettes. ….

      • maggiemay

        Damn those opinionated crazy bitches demanding their basic human rights be recognized!

      • spencer

        Foot binding should be mandatory……and those neck ring strategy her things……..jk

      • spencer

        Neck ring stretcher …

        • maggiemay

          I think we should go back to wearing corsets and not speaking in public unless spoken to.

      • spencer

        I’m wearing a powdered wig and corset right now

        • maggiemay

          Spencer?

          More like $W3G$TER

  2. Disaster Amnesiac

    Donna Jean never struck me as a Catholic, lapsed or otherwise.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Mrs Donna Jean is no Papist.

      • spencer

        Do Humans have Rights? Maggie wants to know

    • August West

      A David Gans interview says that after Keith’s death in 1980, she joined a Christian church.
      “We sing in church, you know. It’s very untraditional, very — what you would probably call unreligious. Spiritual, but unreligious. ”
      http://www.levity.com/gans/Donna.980328.html

      • spencer

        Nice

      • August West

        Sounds like she joined just to sing in the choir. hahaha

      • August West

        Of course, Keith and Donna named their son, Zion “Rock” Godchaux. I’m not a ‘churchologist’ but that has a religious tone.

      • spencer

        August, it’s been a while since I studied religinostopy but I’m pretty sure your right

      • August West

        I am recovering from an acute case of Religitis in my youth. Very painful and really cut into my stoner time. 😉

  3. Robin Russell

    Baptist, surely.

  4. tor_haxson

    Now you have done it, I am about to listen to all versions of “Sunrise” to try to figure out Donna Jean

    • tor_haxson

      5 down 25 to go.

      Not sure I will remain a dead head after this, it could be the end.

      • spencer

        Tor, U OK buddy?

      • tor_haxson

        I had to quit if I had continued I would not coming here any longer.

        If you need to deprogram a dead head, I suggest the first 5 live versions of Sunshine.

        A few new posts by ToTD and an image or two from the master and I will be back to normal.

      • Morning Douche

        Sadly, I’ve heard listening to the 95 summer tour can have the same effect.

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