- The moors, when you’ve been expressly told to keep to the path.
- Frankenstein’s Castle, even if there’s a light on.
- K2.
- That abandoned summer camp where all those teens got murdered a few years ago that the creepy gas station attendant told you in no uncertain terms to stay the fuck away from.
- The middle of the road, where you see the darnedest things (if the road is actually the Nurburgring).
- A gay bathhouse, 1982.
- Parked car in Queens, 1977. (Long-haired brunettes only.)
- Soviet Union, 1929-32. (Kulaks only.)
- In between Chuck Schumer and a camera.
- The Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. (Remember Joe Exotic? Seems like a million years ago, right?)
- The Oval Office, if you are wearing a Filet-O-Fish costume.
- That bar on the edge of town called Patronpunchers.
- Bermuda Triangle. (Statistically no less safe than the surrounding waters, but it’s still the ocean, and the ocean is an inherently dangerous place that wants you dead and is full of monsters.)
- Wuhan wet market.
- Golden Corral.
- Murderswamp. (It is not named that ironically! Do not go to Murderswamp! It is so much worse than the Everglades!)
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