Embarrassment seeps in, Enthusiasts. Katy-bar the door, and try to maintain your dignity, but you’ll not win. Not in the long run and you certainly won’t pitch a perfect game. You’ll mistake a poop for a poot. Tumble down the steps in front of that fox you’ve had your eye on. Perhaps you’ll call the Duchy of Cordington-Smythe-Plunger “Your Worship” instead of the correct “Your Excellency.” These things happen to all of us.
But you’ll never perform in a Dead tribute band in front of a cardboard cutout of the Wall of Sound. Now that would be embarrassing.
Look, it’s just taped-together boxes with marker on them:
How do you look your family in the eye after this?
A) I hope you got to see the music.
B) The crazy lady waving at the camera is my wifes friend from Seattle and she was waving at us.
C) I’ve been exited to see how you would play this. Hoping for a mondo intelligence to weigh in.
Which crazy lady from Seattle? I don’t see any ladies, regardless of mental status or hometown.
She was acting up during the Golden Gate Wingmen. Not gonna lie, watched 3 or 4 hours of this.
They need to take it to the next level..
Cardboard children wandering around the stage.
Cardboard naked woman dancing on stage.
Cardboard Parrish head peering over a stack of amps.
oh, cardboard naked pole guy
Cardboard Briefcase of Infinite Felonies, complete with cardboard illicit contents?
Dudeners! Cardboard Hologram Jerry.
playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_2D9rq-Uc
The way everything is askew, they must have a Precarious tribute roadie.
The way everything is askew, they must have a Precarious tribute roadie…
i like it. Precarious meets Yoko Ono. is it Recyclable? Or will it end up on an Island of Grateful Dead Junk big as Brazil in the middle of the Pacific?
I am reminded of the cardboard jerry that went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.
cardboard jerry made of Ben & Jerry Cherry Garcia containers