UNACCEPTABLE.
Hey, Wally.
DO NOT CALL ME THAT. GET MY ATTORNEYS ON THE PHONE AND BRING ME MY DISINTEGRATION RAY.
I told you that you weren’t getting that back after what you did to Commander Cody.
EXPLAIN THIS ATTACK ON MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.
It’s an homage, buddy.
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A LONELY WOMAN WOULD BUILD FOR HER CATS. I AM GLORIOUS, NOT CARDBOARD AND STENCIL.
You should be honored.
AND YET I AM FURIOUS. THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.
It’s not.
MY RAGE IS OMNIVOROUS. OH, YOU MUST BE JOKING ME.
What?
MY CENTER CLUSTER IS A BEDSHEET.
They tried their hardest.
THE STICKERS ARE PEELING.
I didn’t say they tried objectively hard. I said that they tried their hardest.
WHO IS THEM? NAME THEM SO I MAY DISINTEGRATE THEM.
It was a festival out in California. Some hippies. Bunch of Dead cover bands played.
NAMES.
I’m no snitch.
GOOD ANSWER. THAT WAS A TEST. ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN A SNITCH.
What’s that?
THIS. WHAT THESE DISRESPECTFUL BAREFOOTERS HAVE DONE TO MY REPUTATION. I WILL DISCOVER WHO THEY ARE AND TEACH THEM LESSONS. PERHAPS I SHALL IRREVOCABLY RUIN THEIR CREDIT.
They’ve probably already done that to themselves.
THEN PERHAPS I SHALL ISSUE A KILL ORDER FOR THEM WITH THE MOSSAD.
You should do the first thing.
RESPECT SHALL BE PAID.
Oy.
I most humbly thank you.
If it’s a homage, shouldn’t that extend to the stage itself? Or maybe it’s just the angle that’s bad.
Thank you for pronouncing homage correctly.
That makes ’74 all worthwhile.
I mean, wouldn’t just a HUGE picture of the Wall of Sound suffice? Probably would have looked better too than this “homage” to the Wall of Sound. Could have saved a bundle in scaffolding rentals too.. Wonder if they had tarps at the ready in case of rain?
Generator & Step Ladder seem to be rockin’ on out