A salmon cums all over the president and everyone loves it; I write one letter just threatening to cum on the president and I get visited by the Secret Service.
Thanks, Obama. I’m glad a fish jizzed on you.
(Speaking of the Secret Service: shouldn’t one of them taken that load for the president?)

https://spad1.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rushdie_sandison_23409t.jpg
Close
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Far.
https://youtu.be/7OKAlBC-XWQ
Just right
Don’t let the man get ya down.
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Good reflexes
he’s got brothers
And Laura.
Haha. I wish the guy gave Bush a nice black eye. I would have donated to his bail fund. 🙂
buddy tried to snag it. kind of a half-assed attempt.
Yeah al-Maliki figured “I better look like I tried.” hahahaha
a utility 3rd baseman in the Tigris Winter League.
“didn’t have my cleats, else i would’ve had it”
Leftover Salmon?
“glad to see my my environmental policies turn on sexy anadromous onchorynchii like you”