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North To Alaska

A salmon cums all over the president and everyone loves it; I write one letter just threatening to cum on the president and I get visited by the Secret Service.

Thanks, Obama. I’m glad a fish jizzed on you.

(Speaking of the Secret Service: shouldn’t one of them taken that load for the president?)

17 Comments

  1. August West

    Don’t let the man get ya down.
    http://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif

    • spencer

      Good reflexes

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        he’s got brothers

      • spencer

        And Laura.

      • August West

        Haha. I wish the guy gave Bush a nice black eye. I would have donated to his bail fund. 🙂

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      buddy tried to snag it. kind of a half-assed attempt.

      • August West

        Yeah al-Maliki figured “I better look like I tried.” hahahaha

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        a utility 3rd baseman in the Tigris Winter League.

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        “didn’t have my cleats, else i would’ve had it”

  2. Robin Russell

    Leftover Salmon?

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    “glad to see my my environmental policies turn on sexy anadromous onchorynchii like you”

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