- Mickey, stop playing the Stone of Destiny; it’s not a conga.
- Have that American priest executed.
- I missed it; did Pippa bring her ass this time?
- Stay away from Princess Margaret, Billy; she’s not skank.
- Princess Anne is not skank, either.
- In fact, I think one or both of those women is dead.
- Yes, Beatrice and Eugenie are skank; stick anything you want in them.
- Who the hell invited the Grateful Dead?
- Garcia’s locked himself in the Royal Carriage and won’t come out.
- Who the hell invited the deceased members of the Grateful Dead?
- Stop taking selfies, Monet.
- No, “Morning Dress” does not mean boxer shorts and a hangover.
- At least tuck your dick back in, Keith.
- You dosed the Archbishop of Canterbury? I dosed the Archbishop of Canterbury. Jesus, how many people dosed the Archbishop of Canterbury? We should go check on him.
- You cannot become prince by beating Harry in a fistfight, Bobby.
- I don’t care what the rules were in Black Panther; that’s just not how it works.
- Next one of you that calls Oprah Winfrey “Branford” is going to sit in the car.
- Parish just threw Prince Charles down the stairs because he didn’t have a laminate.
- Someone go and get Elton John’s Hairpiece back from Mrs. Donna Jean.
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